Your app broke at 2am.
Find out before your customers do.
GlitchNanny watches your sign-up, log-in, checkout and Stripe webhook on a schedule, emails you the moment one silently breaks, and sends a weekly health report.
💸 "Webhook 404'd for 3 months"
A redeploy renamed a route. Stripe kept retrying, then gave up. Paid users never got their accounts. Uptime monitors said everything was green.
🔒 "Nobody could sign up all weekend"
An env var expired, the auth page threw an error, and the homepage still loaded fine. The founder found out from an angry DM.
🛒 "Checkout button went nowhere"
An AI edit broke the pricing page. Traffic kept coming. Revenue went to zero. Nobody noticed for days.
What GlitchNanny checks
Honest list. Today every check is a real HTTP request from our servers, the way a visitor or Stripe would hit your app. A full AI browser that clicks through flows is on the roadmap.
Your homepage and any page you add return a real page, not a 500, a Vercel "deployment not found", a paused Supabase project or a Next.js "Application error". Optional "must contain this text" check.
We load them on schedule and catch crashes, error screens, missing pages and slow responses. Add text that must appear (like "Create account") to catch blank or broken screens.
Your pricing page or Stripe Payment Link still loads and is not showing "this link is no longer active".
We send an unsigned test event. A healthy handler rejects it (HTTP 400), which proves the route exists and your code runs. We flag 404s, 405s, 5xx crashes, redirects, and auth walls that block Stripe.
We check twice a few seconds apart before alerting, so a single blip does not wake you up. How checks work →
Why not just use…
| GlitchNanny | Uptime pingers | Webhook-only monitors | One-time launch scanners | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Homepage up | ✓ | ✓ | – | once |
| Sign-up & log-in pages | ✓ | – | – | once |
| Checkout / pricing | ✓ | – | – | once |
| Stripe webhook alive | ✓ | – | ✓ | sometimes |
| On a schedule, with alerts | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | – |
| Weekly health report | ✓ | – | – | – |
Other tools watch one piece. GlitchNanny watches the whole money path together, in one place, for less than a lunch.
Pricing
Start with a free one-time health check. Every plan has a 7-day free trial. Cancel anytime.
- One-time health check
- Finds your sign-up, log-in, pricing and webhook
- Shareable report
- 1 app
- Up to 8 checks, run daily
- Email alerts + recovery notices
- Weekly health report
- Up to 5 apps
- Up to 12 checks per app, run hourly
- Email alerts + recovery notices
- Weekly health report